From Jerry Blanchard ('62) of VA - 10/17/13 - "Heaven's Clerk":
Carol,
Everyone needs a good laugh
now and then!
Jerry Blanchard Class of 62 of Va. (In Hampton now!)
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All arrivals in heaven
have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether
admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs
computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last
day of life.
The first applicant of the day explained that his last day was not a
good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed.
She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.
"Well, her hair was dry, so I checked the shower and it was
completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky, and I
began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th
floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his
fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a
flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some
awnings and bushes.
"On
seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our
antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man
and killed him. At this point the stress got to me, and I suffered a
massive heart attack and died."
The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on
the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I
stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to
grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment, but some idiot
came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower
pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I
looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out
of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."
The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directed the man to the
next room.
He was still giggling when his third customer of the day entered. He
apologized and said, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting
as the fellow in here just before you."
"I don't know," replied the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked
hiding in this cedar chest."
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Thanks, Jerry - and congratulations on your move!
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From
Harry Covert
('57) of MD - 10/18/13 - "When Asterisks Replace Words ":
Do
Chaplains Now Have the Toughest Political Job?
Anathematizing Seems Underway
By Harry M. Covert
After due diligence, broad research and deep contemplation it can be
said the toughest jobs in the nation’s capital belong to the
chaplains of the Senate and House.
The opening prayers, usually timed at 60 seconds, may reach heavenly
climes, but more often than not fall on closed ears and waffling
minds.
This is not a knock on the esteemed and honorable clergymen. It does
point to the job facing them and perhaps a re-thinking of their
inputs.
Washington apparently has a long reputation, not just of shootings
and stabbings, but now as the cussingest city perhaps in the
country–for the more educated, the most profane anywhere.
The chaplains wouldn’t dare invoke the Biblical admonition to “shun
(avoid) profane babblings.” Obviously that would be quite dangerous
considering their constituency. They probably leave and mumble,
“Lord give me patience and do it now.”
Obviously the matter of role models is far from the thinking of the
members of the most exclusive club and those in the Rayburn,
Longworth, Cannon and Ford buildings.
Beloved television character Captain Video ended his Dumont
children’s program one afternoon with this comment: “There, that
should hold the little b******s.” That occurred in 1955. Promptly
the Captain lost his live television job and couldn’t find another
until the mid60s when a kind Virginia broadcaster gave him a chance.
Today, the alleged political role models don’t even try to keep
their “cussing” out of the open microphone. Heck, just like all of
the models, actors, sports and political radio-TV talking heads,
cussing is in style. Nothing is off limits. Even the Federal
Communications Commission doesn’t really care anymore.
It’s funny. We can laugh at Winston Churchill teaching his parrot to
use all of the British cuss words. John R. W. Stott didn’t think it
was witty.
Covert Matters
Digest EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OF BLUE SPEECH
Obviously all of the frayed nerves these days is an excuse for the
distinguished Speaker informing Americans the current shenanigans
are “not a damn game.” The Crier-of-the-House also told his Senate
counterpart to “f*** off” after a January White House confab.
The District’s long-serving delegate has roared in, telling some
colleagues “to go to hell.”
Let’s be fair here. A few years back the vice president, on the
senate floor, told a colleague to “f*** off.” He was “forcefully
expressing unhappiness with the conduct” of a longtime senator.
It’s no secret profane use of the English language is not confined
to other venues. Apparently only George Washington, the
general-president, did not use profanity and cautioned his charges
not to do so. Ike, the other general-president didn’t either.
Their esteemed followers have been more up to date. They have
broadened their use. Their words haven’t been recorded as heavenly
days, durn, shucks, save our beaches, cheese and crackers, bull
pockets, horse’s patoot and p-o’d but many other popular epithets.
Cussing may be a form of anathematizing. It is puzzling that so many
of the leaders love public posturing ending their speeches by
invoking Divine guidance calmly with dignity, “and, God Bless
America.”
Then it’s back to business. Returning to polite talk they are caught
whispering (not realizing microphones are live) describing a
national reporter as an “a-double-ess.”
Here’s where Captain Video’s words should truly be remembered,
“Let’s blast them to space dust!”
Thank you so much,
Harry!
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From
http://www.SelfGrowth.com - 10/14/13 - "Multitasking
Mistakes":
The Misadventures of
Multitasking: How Trying To Do Too Much Makes You Unhappy and
Unproductive
By Elaine Wellman
Yesterday, I made a big mess. I was trying to be Superwoman and
get everything done. Instead, I slowed myself down and am still cleaning
up today. What does multitasking cost us?
Before we explore that, here's a cautionary, humorous, real-life tale.
Last night, I had fun plans on the town -- dinner and a show in
Manhattan with one of my oldest friends who is visiting from San
Francisco. I had worked hard all day cleaning my apartment and it was
time to get ready for the evening. But something caught my eye. Since
returning from vacation, I hadn't washed out my swimsuits, which were
hanging on the bathroom doorknob.
Lightening bulb! I could throw one of them in the sink while I took a
shower. So, with a sink full of soapy water and the suit, I jumped in
the shower to wash my hair. Here's where it gets amusing.
A few minutes later while shaving my legs I caught a glimpse of the
sink. (This is a small apartment-sized bathroom so the tub and the sink
are nearly touching.) Time to rinse the suit. I reached over and
unplugged the drain to release the water and turned it back on to rinse
out the suit. Still in the shower, I put conditioner on my hair and went
about the rest of my usual cleansing ritual. A few more minutes passed
and then I realized perhaps I should check on the sink situation.
Yikes! The water was running over onto the floor and both my iPhone and
home phone lay on the countertop -- wet. Half of the big fluffy white
bath rug below was drenched. Water was all over the floor. And I still
had conditioner in my hair.
I shut off the water in the sink and tossed the two phones onto the dry
section of the small rug (luckily I caught those before any damage was
done). Cursing, I rinsed out my hair, quickly finished up in the shower
and dried off.
I didn't have time to put the towels and rugs in the dryer in the
basement of the building so, I set up the drying rack I use for all my
"dry flat" laundry in the tub and draped them over it. At least the mess
was cleaned up, so I thought, and I could get back to beauty routine
without being too late to meet my friend. I'd have to wash the rugs and
towels later when I had more time.
Then, my kitten Buddha, who had keenly observed the clean up effort,
wandered over and started sniffing the area under the cabinet the sink
is in. What the heck was he doing? He never did that before.
I opened the cabinet and .... more water. There was water in the bottom
of the cabinet, and all the various items packed into the one and only
cabinet in the small bathroom were also wet. More cursing!
I put yet another beach towel on the floor, sat down and emptied out the
entire cabinet. Travel bags, sample sized bottles of lotion and shampoo,
Q-tips, cotton rounds, alcohol, a hair dryer I never use, sunscreen, a
wire shelf .... all were either dried off or tossed onto the towel. I
wiped out the bottom of the cabinet and put back what I could. The rest
I left strewn across the floor to dry out on various towels.
I did make it into the city in time to meet my friend dinner and had an
enjoyable evening. But it wasn't fun dealing with the stress of my
multitasking mishap. And I'm not done cleaning up yet! After I finish
writing this article, I'm headed to the laundry room in the basement.
That rug will never dry without going thru the spin cycle. And, I have
to either throw out or put back the items I left all over the floor.
We multitask because we think we can do everything well at once but the
truth is that we can't. Instead, we are switching from one task to
another, diluting our attention, spreading ourselves too thin and
teetering between different goals.
The truth is Multitasking:
Slows You Down
-- we do it because we think can get more done in a shorter amount of
time but in fact multitasking costs time. Studies show it takes longer
to complete activities when multitasking. The smart way to work is Time
Blocking. Time blocking is completing things in batches: pay all your
bills at one time, then reply to all your emails, then turn to the next
project. That allows you to get into the mindset groove each activity
requires.
Causes You to Make Mistakes
-- As my bathroom debacle proves, studies show that switching between
tasks can cause a 40% loss in productivity. And the more critical
thinking that is required for the tasks, the greater the error for
mistakes.
Stresses You Out
-- Remember the cursing? Making mistakes and wasting your time cleaning
up the mess causes stress and unhappiness. Enough said.
Makes You Miss Out on Life
-- In today's hyper-connected world, few are stopping to smell the roses
... or even catch a glance at what's going on around them. Research
shows that people who are busy doing two things at once don't even see
obvious thing right in front of them. Remember the video of the woman
talking on her phone in a mall who tumbled head-first into a fountain?
Researchers call it "in-attentional blindness," and note that although
people are technically looking at their surroundings, none of it
actually registers in their brains.
Diminishes Your Creativity
-- "A ha" moments are reduced when you're multitasking according to
research from the University of Illinois. It requires a lot of "working
memory" or temporary brain storage and when that is all used up, our
ability to think creatively is taken away. There's just too much going
on in our heads for daydreaming and blue sky thinking.
Makes OHIO Impossible
-- The "only handle it once" rule of productivity goes out the window
when you're multitasking. In fact, you're likely to have to handle it
five or six times. A definite time-sucker.
Multitasking can also:
- Hurt Your Relationships
- Cause Overeating
- Be Deadly
The evidence is strong and it is clear. So the next time you catch
yourself answering an email while you're in the middle of watching a pod
cast and on a sales call, STOP. Do yourself a favor. Catch yourself and
reset your priorities to finish one task before moving onto the next.
Me? I've got to do laundry (the rug), finish cleaning up the bathroom
floor, wash out my other swimsuit and assemble my new desk chair -- in
that order! (Hey do you think I can wash out the suit while I'm cleaning
up the rest of the mess?)
About the Author:
Elaine Wellman helps women entrepreneurs create their big juicy vision
by tapping into what brings them joy, mastering the skills that lead to
happiness, and applying that to all areas of their lives. She is an
expert on happiness and success and a certified life coach. For more
information on committing to your happiness and success and a free copy
of Elaine's workbook The #1 Secret to Happiness for Successful Women,
check out
http://www.elainewellman.com.
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From My Niece, Shari, of VA - 10/13/13 - "Times Have Changed":
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BOY HOWDY! Thanks, Shari!
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From
Me
('65) of NC - 10/18/13 - "Stain Remover":
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The ultimate stain remover that actually works on a seriously set in
stain! Never buy Oxyclean again!
Stain Remover
1 teaspoon Dawn dishwashing detergent
3-4 Tablespoons hydrogen peroxide
2 Tablespoons baking soda
Scrub on with a scrubbing brush.
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From My Friend, Alice, of NV - 10/15/13 -
"Pecan Wedding Cookies":
I LOVE
THESE...and although they're not diabetic friendly, I'll save the
recipe for something special later on.
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Pecan Wedding Cookies
2 sticks butter
4 tablespoons sugar
2 cups chopped pecans
2 cups cake flour
2 teaspoons vanilla
Mix all ingredients together with hands and roll into balls. Bake for
25-30 minutes at 350 degrees. Roll in powered sugar while warm, then again when cooled.
Enjoy.
OOOH!
Thank you, Alice!
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From My Niece, Shari, of VA - 09/25/13 - "Life Advice (#17 in a series
of 28)":
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Very nice! Thank
you, Shari!
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From Jimmy Smith ('62 / '63) of VA -
09/25/13 - "Some Funnies - Enjoy (#17 in a series of 20)":

From Wayne Agee
('58) of FL -
09/25/13 - "Popular American
Cities 100 Years Ago (#17 in a series of 28)":
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Great and
interesting, Carol, to look at that time verses the cities
of today......
POPULAR AMERICAN CITIES 100 YEARS AGO
These are really professional photographers who took these
pictures... Note how sharp and clear most of the photos are
and these are over a 100 years old. There aren't many old
photos as good.
American Cities
more than a Century ago
WOWZERS!
Thanks, Wayne!
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1913 - Fifth
Avenue,
New York City, NY |
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From Ruth Ann Reece Horace ('67) of FL -
10/18/13 - "Reflective Moments" (#2 in a series of 16):
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Thanks,
Ruthie - I did!
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BONUS CROCHET
PATTERN (Sorry, not theme related):
http://www.redheart.com/free-patterns/turkey-talk-throw -
Michele Maks' Turkey Talk Throw -
"This crocheted throw is perfect for napping after having
Thanksgiving dinner! You’ll love having this throw as part of your
fall decorating style." |

BONUS RECIPES (Sorry,
not theme related):
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A cocky State
Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He
told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
The Highways
employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government to go where
I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
employee at every step!!
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"
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DATES TO REMEMBER:
1.Thursday,
November 7, 2013 - The NNHS Class of 1955 holds Lunch Bunch
gatherings on the first Thursday of every month at Steve &
John's Steak House on Jefferson Avenue just above Denbigh
Boulevard in Newport News at 11:00 AM. The luncheon is not
limited to just the Class of '55; if you have friends in
that year, go visit with them.
2. Wednesday, December 11,
2013 - The NNHS Class of June 1942 meets at noon on the
second Wednesday of every other month for a Dutch treat
lunch at the James River Country Club, 1500 Country Club
Road. PLEASE JOIN THEM. Give or take a few years makes no
difference. Good conversation, food and atmosphere. For
details, call Jennings Bryan at 803-7701 for reservations.
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Y'all take care of each other!
TYPHOONS FOREVER! We'll Always Have
Buckroe!
Love to all, Carol
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1. Visit the main page (http://www.nnhs65.com), scroll
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2.
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nnhs65@gmail.com; or
3.
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I Still Cry
Recorded by
Ilse deLange,
2001
(b. 13 May 1977)
I'm making flowers out of paper
While darkness takes the afternoon
I know that they won't last forever
But real ones fade away to soon
Chorus :
I still cry sometimes when I remember you
I still cry sometimes when I hear your name
I said goodbye and I know you're alright now
But when the leaves start falling down I still cry
It's just that I recall September
It's just that I still hear your song
It's just I can't seem to remember
Forever more those days are gone
Chorus :
I still cry sometimes when I remember you
I still cry sometimes when I hear your name
I said goodbye and I know you're alright now
But when the leaves start falling down I still cry
I still cry sometimes when I remember you
I still cry sometimes when I hear your name
I said goodbye and I know you're alright now
But when the leaves start falling down I still cry
But when the leaves start falling down I still cry

"I Still Cry" lyrics
courtesy of
http://www.lyricstime.com/ilse-de-lange-i-still-cry-lyrics.html - 10/13/12
Crying image courtesy of
http://www.turnbacktogod.com/why-do-women-cry/ -
10/20/12
John Marshall High School's Justice Scale clip art courtesy of
Cheryl White Wilson (JMHS - '64) of VA - 10/13/05 (replaced 02/23/09)
Thanks, Cheryl!
Animated
Army and USMC Flags clip
art
courtesy of
http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/KevsGifsGalore/Patriotic.html
- 06/18/03
Flower Bar 26 courtesy of
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/FlaminJune/Flowerlines2.html - 09/03/12
Animated Tiny
Birthday Cake clip art courtesy of
Sarah Puckett Kressaty ('65) of
VA - 08/31/05
Thanks, Sarah Sugah!
Marine Corps
Seal clip art courtesy of the late
Herbert Hice of MI
- one of my
Famous
Marines who served in the South Pacific during
WWII.
Thanks again, Herbie!!
Image of Annette
Funicello courtesy of
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Annette-Funicello-Posters_i305663_.htm -
10/21/06
Army Seal clip art courtesy of Al Farber ('64) of GA - 05/24/06 (still
missing...)
Thanks, Al!
Replaced by Norm Covert ('61) of MD - 02/09/09
Thanks, Norm!
Air Force Seal clip art courtesy of
http://www1.va.gov/opa/feature/celebrate/milsongs.htm - 07/07/06
Navy Seal clip art courtesy of
http://www.onemileup.com/miniSeals.asp - 05/29/06
Animated Laughing Frog courtesy
of Joyce Lawrence Cahoon of VA - 05/31/08
Thanks, Joyce!
Animated
Laughing Jerry courtesy of Cookie Phillips Tyndall ('64) of VA - 06/14/06
Thanks, Cookie!
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