From Ambassador Crochet: You Might Be A Crochet-Aholic If…..:

YOU MIGHT BE A CROCHET-AHOLIC IF......

your kids tell you that you don't need to go to the yarn store because you have your own yarn store in the basement.
you can't leave the house without your yarn and hook.
you have more yarn and hooks than a crochet store.
when shopping, you head to the yarn department first.
you have more than one crochet hook in your purse, but you don't have any working writing tools.
your first question after being informed by the doctor that you need shoulder surgery is...will I still be able to crochet?
you would rather buy yarn than a new pair of shoes.
your Pinterest contains more patterns than you will ever be able to complete in one lifetime!
you always have a hook in your purse and car, just in case you forget one at home.
you find crochet hooks in the dryer after doing a load of laundry!
you would rather crochet than be on Facebook.
your sleep is disturbed by thoughts of new patterns.
you don't pay your rent cuz you need to add to your stash.
you have 8 wips and can't wait to start another one, oh - and you know what a wip is!
you have more patterns than you'll EVER make, even if there were three of you.
everything you see can be made of yarn!
you can't find your hook and later discover it tangled in your hair.
you cry when your physical therapist tells you not to crochet until your shoulder is better.
you crochet a project you're working on in your dream.
you need a separate house just for your yarn.
you crochet food items instead of going to the grocery store and buy them.
you never leave home without a project.
you dream about crochet.
you wake up out of a dead sleep and know what you did wrong- from the last pattern that you put away cause there was a mistake and you couldn't figure it out.
you jump up from a deep sleep saying, "That is what I am going to make next!"
your husband tells his friends you have more yarn than Walmart.