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08/02/09
- NNHS Newsletter - “Being a nerd really pays off sometimes.”
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Dear Friends and Schoolmates,
It think it's
time for a little Weird Al. Wouldn't you agree??!
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BONUS #1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw - White and Nerdy - Weird Al
BONUS #2 - http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/09/white-and-nerdy-quiz.php - How White and Nerdy Are You? - Quiz (I'm only 40% white and nerdy myself... Sigh...)
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40 YEARS AGO TODAY:
Saturday, August 02, 1969 -Basketball Player Cedric Ceballos was born in Maui, Hawaii.
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THIS WEEK'S BIRTHDAYS:
Happy Birthday
today to
Roy Parrish ('61) of CA
AND
Eddie Beasley ('64) in Ethiopia ( or somewhere equally exciting)
AND
Sandra Tilles Snyder ('65) (deceased
03/11/99)!
Happy Birthday this week to:
04 -
The United States Coast Guard - 1790
AND Colleen Luke Barton ('57) of England;
05 - Barbara Kemp Bostwick ('57)
AND
Frank Friedland
06 -
Susan Whitcomb Harlin ('72) of TX;
07 - Elaine Ferrell Taylor ('57)
AND
Kenny Branch ('62) of AR
AND
Judy Fertitta Gibson (Hampton HS - '62) of VA
AND
Anne Davidson Matthis ('64) of NC!
08 -
Virginia Deuell DeBerry ('46)
AND Kathy Presgraves Whitt ('71) of VA;
09 - Katherine Adams Barbrey ('57)
AND
Hunter Todd
('57) of TX!
Many Happy
Returns, One and All!
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http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/Happy-Birthday.html
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From Charlie Snead ('64) of NC - 08/01/09 - "Retirement Home Savings
Plan Worth Considering":
This plan is too good not to share. See you on the cruise !
Charlie
http://www.slideshare.net/PowerLegacy.Com/nursing-home-plan-1670335
GIGGLES! Thanks,
Charlie!
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http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/retire.asp
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From Joyce Lawrence Cahoon ('65) of VA
- 08/01/09 - "WALMART SCAM":
Thanks, Joyce!
It only makes sense to check your receipts, no matter where you are shopping!
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From My Niece, Shari, of VA - 08/01/09 - "It May Be Said":
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OOOH! Thanks, Shari!
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ABBREVIATED ALERTS:
1.
From Jane
Chambers of VA - 07/01/09 - "CNC BOOK BROCHURE & AD":
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/CNC-CNU/brochure(2).pdf
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/CNC-CNU/CNC-Memories-Book-219390602.pdf
Contact Dr. Chambers at cncmemories61_71@yahoo.com.
Thanks, Jane!
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2.
From Dave Spriggs ('64) of VA -
07/02/09 - "NNHS 64/45 REUNION PAGE UPDATES":
CLASS OF 1964, 45 YEAR REUNION PLANS
http://nnhs65.00freehost.com/
You may print out the forms, fill them in, and mail them to us WITH YOUR CHECK.
We look forward to seeing you at the Newport News Marriott City Center on October 9th and 10th … and at The Chamberlin for Sunday brunch.
Best wishes from your Class of 1964 45-Year Reunion Committee.
Thank you,
Captain!
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FINALLY:
From ArcaMax Jokes.com - 08/01/09:
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor,
I have two brothers, one works at
Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are
prostitutes, and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time
for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Sincerely, Larry
*************
Bar
Competition
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that
they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all
the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could
squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried
over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a
polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice, " I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and
squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little
man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist
around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the
bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a
living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The man replied "I work for the IRS."
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DATES TO REMEMBER:
1. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, September 4, 5 and 6 (Labor Day Weekend), 2009 - The Class of 1969 will hold its 40-Year Reunion at the Point Plaza Hotel, Newport News, VA. For details, see: http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/reunion2009-69.html and contact Jean Baker Howell at hokie13mom@cox.net
- OPEN TO ALL NNHS ALUMNI2. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, September 18, 19, and 20, 2009 -
The Warwick High School Class of 1959 will hold its 50-Year Reunion at the Marriott Newport News at City Center, Newport News, VA. For details, contact WHSREUNION1959@aol.com - WHS CLASS OF 19594. Friday and Saturday, August 6 and 7, 2010 - The NNHS Class of 1970 will hold its 40-Year Reunion. Friday night they will all meet at RJ's; Saturday night will be at the Kiln Creek Golf & Country Club. For details, contact Carol Comer Cutler at ca23comerww@aol.com. -
CLASS OF 1970
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Y'all take good care of each other! TYPHOONS FOREVER! We'll Always Have Buckroe!
Love to all, Carol
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NNHS CLASS OF '65 WEB SITE:
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com
PERSONAL WEB SITE:
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/cluckmeat
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Carol Buckley
Harty
618-530-9092
White n' Nerdy
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They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
White n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee Club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
At the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
The gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
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"White and Nerdy" midi courtesy of
http://www.hamienet.com/midi26701_White-and-Nerdy.html - 08/02/09
"White and Nerdy" lyrics courtesy of http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/whitenerdy.html - 08/02/09
"White and Nerdy Weird Al" Image
courtesy of http://blogs.msdn.com/noahc/archive/2006/11/03/funny-white-and-nerdy.aspx - 08/02/09Animated Numbers Divider Line clip art courtesy of http://www.wtv-zone.com/nevr2l82/bars4.html - 08/02/09
Animated Tiny
Birthday Cake clip art courtesy of
Sarah Puckett Kressaty ('65) of
VA - 08/31/05
Thanks, Sarah Sugah!
Army
Seal clip art courtesy of Al Farber ('64) of GA - 05/24/06 (still missing...)
Thanks, Al!
Replaced by Norm Covert ('61) of MD - 02/09/09
Thanks, Norm!
Animated United States Coast Guard Flag clip art courtesy of http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/KevsGifsGalore/Patriotic.html - 06/18/03
Hampton High School's Crab clip art courtesy of
http://www.geocities.com/agent99bm/
- 10/02/05
Replaced courtesy of
http://www.hamptonhigh1964.com - 02/17/09
Coast Guard Seal clip art courtesy of http://www.tioh.hqda.pentagon.mil/SealsEmblems/USCG.htm - 10/03/07
N
avy Seal clip art courtesy of http://www.onemileup.com/miniSeals.asp - 05/29/06