March

03/04/11 - NNHS Newsletter -
March Forth on the Fourth

“March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection.
March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life's path.”

- Kahlil Gibran
(06 Jan 1883 - 10 Apr 1931)

March

4: 12: 19: 26:  

4: 12: 19: 26: 

   Welcome aboard, Del! I've added your name to several pages, and it was already to be found on several others:

VIRGINIA GALL HAS BEEN BRINGING ME MEALS ON WHEELS AND SHE INFORMS ME THAT SHE GRADUATED FROM NNHS IN  1948. ANY CHANCE OF HAVING HER PICTURE. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. SHE IS A SWEETIE.

THANKS, JAMEY

   OOOH, sorry, Jamey! I personally have seven randomly spaced yearbooks before June 1945, and the Anchors running from 1954 to 1967, but nothing in between. Perhaps one of our other readers equipped with a scanner could help you with that.  Sorry I couldn't have been of more assistance!

Ivan Anker `67

http://www.emetonline.org/index.php?/action_alerts:

The Executive Board of UNESCO has declared 2 of Judaism’s holiest sites (Tomb of the Patriarchs and Tome of Rachel) to be mosques and demand that Israel remove the sites from its National Heritage list.

In an effort to erase Jewish history and supersede Jewish religious sites with Islamic institutions, Muslims have intentionally built mosques upon numerous synagogues and Jewish holy sites.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office decried the ludicrous nature of the UNESCO decision: “The attempt to detach the Nation of Israel from its heritage is absurd. If the nearly 4,000-year-old burial sites of the Patriarchs and Matriarchs of the Jewish Nation - Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Sarah, Rebecca, Rachel and Leah -are not part of its culture and tradition, then what is a national cultural site?”

In cooperating with efforts to erase Jewish historical ties to Israel, UNESCO is aiding and abetting those who hope to and obfuscate Israel ‘s Jewish past and undermine Israel‘s Jewish future.

Sign the petition today!

http://www.petitiononline.com/rabbiv/petition.html

SEE ALSO:
http://rabbiyonah.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/unesco-re-writes-history-calls-tomb-of-patriarches-rachels-tomb-mosques/
 
http://www.jewlicious.com/2010/11/unesco-vs-the-jews/ 

   WHAT?!? This is the most ludicrous, unconscionable nonsense I've read in some time! How can such things be?!?

   Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Ivan!

My favorite example of Chutzpah:

“A child who brutally murders his parents and, then, throws himself on the mercy of the court, because he is an orphan.”

     Thanks again, Brown Eyes!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. 

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."  

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. 

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. 

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" 

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. 

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" 

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. 

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.  

      Thanks, Joan!

How to tell if your feet stink. Keep on scrolling down.

Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer ..

NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS ....

Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete.

 - couldn't resist...

Do you feel like working today?

Neither do I!

You..

....have a GREAT Day!!! And Enjoy Your Daily Blessings!!!!

   AMEN to that! Thanks, Sweetie-Pies!

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

“Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

“Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.”