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My wife, a registered nurse,
once fussed over every pain or mishap that came my way. Recently,
however, I got an indication that the honeymoon is over.
I was about to fix the attic fan, and as I lifted myself from the ladder
in the attic, I scratched my forehead on a crossbeam.
Crawling along, I picked up splinters in both hands, and I cut one hand
replacing the fan belt.
On the way down the ladder, I missed the last two rungs and twisted my
ankle.
When I limped into the kitchen, covered in dust and blood, my wife took
one look and said, "Are those your good pants?"
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Crowd Control
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an
experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to
disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on
a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the
corner."
No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances
in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his
partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this was a bus
stop."
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Handy Hints
Hint 1:
To remove grease-stains from material, work in a small amount of
polyunsaturated margarine, then wash out with soap and water. Use the
same method for removing grease from hands.
Apply some hand cream or lotion afterwards to replenish skin moisture.
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Hint 2: Fridges and freezers
To keep them smelling fresh, sprinkle a few drops of vanilla extract
onto a damp cloth and wipe the interior walls and shelves.
To dispel odors, place a
small container of baking soda inside the fridge.
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Thanks, Shari!
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